i could raise a small army with my followers
i could take over new zealand
So this girl was telling me about the time her cousin had to dog-sit for money. The problem was the dog was really old, and died after the third day. The girl called the family and they asked her to get rid of the body so she deiced to get it cremated, which was at the other side of town so she had to take a subway. Now this wasn’t some scrawny little chihuahua so she didn’t to put it in a big suit case. When she got on the subway (if you didn’t know it’s mandatory to put luggage on the little top shelf things) she was having difficulties so a man came over and was helping her and he was like “wow this sure is heavy whats in here?” she replied electronics and so the guy punched her in the face and ran away with the bag.
